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"...
however it may deserve respect for
its usefulness and antiquity, [predicting
the end of the world] has not been
found agreeable to experience." --
Edward Gibbon, 'Decline and Fall of
the Roman Empire'
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Mothers Day
(posted by puente on May 13: 2001)
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The following excerpt is based on a true story:
SUPER - White text over black:
Mothers Day, 1998
DISOVLE TO:
INT. DORM ROOM - DAY
Paul paces around the room, holding a cordless phone to his ear. He is obviously agitated over what he hears.
PAUL (V.O.)
| My mother and I didn't get along too well when we lived together. And it didn't improve mutch when I moved out. I'd like to think is was because she was crazy. |
PAUL's MOM (O.S. Phone)
| Paul, I'm getting some really strange vibes over here. |
PAUL
Paul hangs up the phone and walks out of frame.
PAUL (V.O.)
| Then again... Maybe it was me. |
I'm not as much of an asshole as I used to be.
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Mothers Day
(posted by puente on May 13: 2001)
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The following excerpt is based on a true story:
SUPER - White text over black:
Mothers Day, 1998
DISOVLE TO:
INT. DORM ROOM - DAY
Paul paces around the room, holding a cordless phone to his ear. He is obviously agitated over what he hears.
PAUL (V.O.)
| My mother and I didn't get along too well when we lived together. And it didn't improve mutch when I moved out. I'd like to think is was because she was crazy. |
PAUL's MOM (O.S. Phone)
| Paul, I'm getting some really strange vibes over here. |
PAUL
Paul hangs up the phone and walks out of frame.
PAUL (V.O.)
| Then again... Maybe it was me. |
I'm not as much of an asshole as I used to be.
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Mothers Day
(posted by puente on May 13: 2001)
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The following excerpt is based on a true story:
SUPER - White text over black:
Mothers Day, 1998
DISOVLE TO:
INT. DORM ROOM - DAY
Paul paces around the room, holding a cordless phone to his ear. He is obviously agitated over what he hears.
PAUL (V.O.)
| My mother and I didn't get along too well when we lived together. And it didn't improve mutch when I moved out. I'd like to think is was because she was crazy. |
PAUL's MOM (O.S. Phone)
| Paul, I'm getting some really strange vibes over here. |
PAUL
Paul hangs up the phone and walks out of frame.
PAUL (V.O.)
| Then again... Maybe it was me. |
I'm not as much of an asshole as I used to be.
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Better days are on their way...
(posted by devist8 on May 11: 2001)
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Well, im gettin outta this hell hole we call Indiana. Yes, another sheep of the fold escapes the states wretched clutches. Very few people will i miss here, though there are some.
Que: ill miss ya, but ill keep in touch. Ill see what i can do about gettin ya down to Orlando for a visit. Dont let Will get to you in spades muh man! Anger leads to fear, and fear is a tool of the Dark side!
Neil: your a fuck up, but your muh blood, so i have to love ya. keep it real.
Chad: well... your comin with me to orlando, so i have no misty, mushy words to say to you.
To my sisters: i love you all, dont let the wicked bitch of the west (your step mother) get to you. tough it out, and when you reach 18, look her and dad in the eyes and give them a big FUCK YOU! for me.
Hopefully ill be taking my computer to FL with me (if i can find a big enough box), but worry not my friends. If i cannot take my own, there will be computers down there. I shall be on AOL, AIM, ICQ, IRC, etc. Ill continue to post, just from a different location. Ill have my daquerie with decorative umbrella and my cheesy hawaiian shirt, sitting in the warm weather.
Devist8
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itchies?
(posted by bink on May 11: 2001)
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After much thought and consideration, I've decided that the reason why my skin itches so, is the sheer fact that we all live in an ocean of chaos and there's no stopping anything whether it be a rabid ostrich to a pack of crackers from devastating earth and all it's miraculous creatures. One would say, "but we have to look at the bright side of things" or even stoop to saying "what the fuck are you talking about you waste of oxygen?", but don't let these blasphemers stop you from achieving your goals and collecting all of earth's Tahitian Treat for yourself. I'm high on life, shouldn't you be?
<3
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Why you're not tupac
(posted by corrupt on May 9: 2001)
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You aren't tupac for many reasons. While you may think these reasons substandard.. or unjustified, the majority of us think they're good reasons. We all know Tupac is dead.. 
this is a big reason why you are not Tupac.
Also you look nothing like Tupac. You could never get as much pussy as his corpse probably gets now. You also do not have an undying hate for Biggie and the rest of the east side rappers. You do not have that much money, and I doubt you've ever taken five shots and smiled.
To put it simply you are not.. will never be.. and certainly don't look like Tupac Shakur. Good day.
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going and going and going
(posted by kelly on May 7: 2001)
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twenty minutes until i am released from my desk. watching the clock is so ineffective.
oh! i just realized i never truly updated on my whole vibrator situation. the last you all heard on that subject was my disappointment. well. lemme just tell you, things have changed.
cheap batteries from the porn store #0
energizer batteries #1
yesssss. happy.
ps: i promise to write something of quality later.
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Decline in good hair styles.
(posted by que on May 7: 2001)
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 Currently I am putting together a sort of anti super computer using left over parts from all of my friends machines, and in the process creating a beast of machinery. A 486, with 25 gigs of space, 1 of the drives is completly swap, 216k memory, a voodoo 3 video card, and a 2400 baud modem. The monitor is a 17 inch with no red. Not capable of producing red, but very capable of producing monocrome which I am currently running on in the sheer 17 inch beauty. So far, I am running Windows ME successfully on it, and I am about to install solaris 8 on it.
I am just wrong.
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*noise of the hamster turning the rusty wheel in my head*
(posted by devist8 on May 2: 2001)
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ok, well i guess this is my first post seeing as how my last 2 or 3 was actually que posing as me as he played with my web cam. oh well. its very sad the very first post ill put on here as my own will completely suck cause i have nothing to talk about. youll all say "that guy sucks" or "that guy scares me" or "that guy doesnt look that bad in that pink tutu" or something along those lines.
QUE!! Set me up newspro damnit!!
oh well....
on a relatively serious note, i hate my family. lets see, im by nature (and genticly) inclined to be aligned to the scientific side of the whole scientific/artistic spectrum. my father is a machinest (sp?), so is my uncle ronny and my uncle scott, my grandfather owns a machine shop, my aunt is a construction worker. i myself excel in math, science, architecture (NO! Im sorry, many would think you have to have some since of creativity to be an architect... WRONG!), computers, etc. I am not creative, i am not artistic, im a shitty writer, i cant paint or draw worth shit. All these things i aspire to be able to do, and yet try as i might, its not within me, so here a big FUCK YOU! to you dad.
Devist8
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caged
(posted by que on May 2: 2001)
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 Running through my email box today, I noticed a couple of emails from females who found me attractive. At first I thought they were spam for the most intresting in penil enlargement studies, or the popular XXX ads sprawled acrossed the internet like blades of grass, but no, no, no. True emails.
So, I emailed them back, and told them that they were sluts. I was a deer in head lights, what was I to say?
"Thank you. I have no clue what you look like, but I'm sure that it's not half as bad as a farm animal."
The only thing i COULD do was write a small post about it with frogs.
I wish love was as easy as these frogs make it out to be.
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